Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Teeth gang rise up
Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Top comments
fleursauvage 0
I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.
loveydovey 0
i don't get this one :|
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Comments (172)
roboticfresca 0
I wonder what FML #1 is and hot guy 2 years? sure
n42nate 0
Oh cry me a river, you pussy! Ive had them 2 years! And I've had 2 girlfriends since. This is not a place to get sympathy for your pathetic sorrows.
lemon_lime_12 0
i agree with #16 and #19. and anyways; quit complaining. i had them for 6.
skylitmoonwalk 0
i jst got my braces a few days ago =S a lot of people have braces... why is this a FML
ziqi92 0
quit ur incessant whining u loser. i've just finished my 6th year of braces. how do they make u look ugly? its not that bad u self-centered douche.
Major_Evil_Eye 0
Im 13 and i just got braces a few months ago, and i still get alot of guys :) dw they arent as bad as everyone says!
tiges1 0
im in 8th grade and i got braces in 6th grade!!! they r not as bad as they seem! u dont look any different and u say your handsom but to tell the truth i bet your not
AAAAHHHH12 2
He was being sarcastic when he said "handsome guy for two years".
fmldude123 0
dude wats wrong wit braces?
bluntBabe 0
haha you're funny i just got my braces removed after 2 years, everybody has them and they are not nerdy like they used to be.... you have nothing to worry about!
israelnotjacob 20
This is one of the earliest FMLs, and will perhaps always be the stupidest one ever. Yeah braces suck, I had them too. But big deal, the majority of people get them at some point these days. This website is supposed to be for situations that are actually interesting and don't happen every day.