Today, I got an acceptance later to a great boarding school in India for my senior year of high school. I sent them a letter telling them I wouldn't go, because I just got back with my ex-boyfriend. I just got a text from my boyfriend. Guess who's my ex again? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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maxv_15 0
DUUUUURRRRRRRRRR. you so deserved that one. making life changing decisions based on your EX boyfriend... HAHAHA. YOU LOSE
Jordie210 0
wow. don't let a boy stop you from doing something you want to do.
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briana83 0
@199: EPIC WIN!!
speedHog 0
Saw this on the Heartless Bitches website, i think it will help you in future situations: "I am not willing to squander my health and sanity on any man who is not my equal." Say it. Learn it. Love it. Live by it.
3smyluckynumber 0
yo son, never do anything for someone else you set yourself up for that oneeeee india, damn :(
randOmlyahmazing 0
stupidmove. REALLY stupid move. Boy'ss are mostly never worth it. & if you were willing to do that because you GOT back with your EX. how long did you really think that was going to last? COME ON NOW , LET'S BE FORREAL. you lose.
itsgen 16
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH omg i cant stand it wen gurls do stupid things cuz of a guy!! ughh it makes me crazy and him, dumping you threw the phone?? on a txt! wow he has no balls!
wowJJ 0
YDI choosing a boy over school in India...seriously?
coffeennicotine 0
YDI for having your life revolve around another person. Never do that.
dizzyyy 0
I just want to know, how did you get into a prestigious school?! Did you have to pass any assessments or tests?
BaldOuting 0
never change your life course for anyone, especially an ex you just got back with. lesson learned (i hope!)
vag_fml 0
WHY ARE YOU SO DESPERATE????