Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML
Ryuun12
Morgan Hill, United States
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Ryuun12 4
Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.
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Journiexo 18
Thunder thighs!
Welshite 40
They even gave you a standing ovation.
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Comments (75)
zombiekiller52 24
Damn!!! Hahaha
cristinabanana 6
I feel you ?
tosdyke 16
Have another candy bar...
8born8 18
Have another cup of shut the **** up.
ostfaiz 18
start liking it Op if u dont wana work on it!
Ryuun12 4
Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.
Setareh23 34
I thought it was pretty obvious you were just trying to find some humor in the situation. You seem like a funny person :) Don't worry about mean comments, nobody here really knows you anyways.
crandel 11
If you have 'meaty' thighs, moobs and a bit of a belly, then you either should lose some weight or do some exercise so that your weight is made up of muscle instead of fat. Because those characteristics definitely suggest you are overweight.
sNOOBie_fml 24
I'm a bit on the chubby side too and my BMI and belly states that I'm overweight. Yet I can still reach my toes without problems. Being overweight shouldn't be an issue. I can still exercise and eat less and not really see any difference. My fat is from growing up and comfort eating. Maybe it's the same with OP? We don't know, but telling her to lose weight is mean. It's her body, not yours. Deal with it.
Clawsified 6
"I'm not overweight" "I just have meaty thighs...some moobs... bit of a belly" Do you not see how these statements conflict?
marcranger 29
57, if OP were a she, I doubt there'd be any mention of moobs!
Hesher 19
I have meaty thighs and a bit of a belly. My doctors tell me I'm at a healthy weight and my friends call me a little twerp. OP could be the same.
Ryuun12 4
You can be a bit pudgy... to my understanding you're overweight when it poses a problem to your health, and that is not what I am. Yeah I don't have a 6-pack. I don't have a swimmers body. But I'm not morbidly obese. I'm not fat/overweight. But I'm not skeleton flat either.. I wear medium sized clothes. Though I can't exactly prove that, lol. Its also not helping if I'm sitting here defending myself. But hey believe what you want. :)
nonamejoe 7
Hey op dont listen to the internet. Im a bit chubby myself but it doesnt bug me any :)
missjessicamarie 14
Why does OP's weight matter?? Just appreciate the humor and move on!
TheNiceOne 20
*Cleare throat* Uh hm. ****. You.
cheshireau 26
This is the first FML that I've laughed at in ages.
ScooperScribbles 10
Reading through these comments...I have to wonder, am I the only person who doesn't care about the size of their thighs at all? I mean, yeah, I'm small and skinny, but really, who cares if they're bug or small? Is how your thighs look really that important to others? I mean no disrespect to anyone, I'm just rather curious because I honestly don't get it at all.
ilmanator 7
I know this girl with a hot face but her thighs are as thick as her ankles and I can't take it that's just too skinny
Rawr6591 21
I hear that too and I feel myself a little more everytime I do ?
Huddisher 10
Plot twist.
LexiDaBae 17
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