Ryuun12
Morgan Hill, United States
Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML
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Ryuun12 4
Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.
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Journiexo 18
Thunder thighs!
Welshite 40
They even gave you a standing ovation.
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bingo__O 15
I read "applause" as "applesauce". Needless to say I was very confused until I read it for the 5th time... But yeah, fyl. I would start swimming as it works out all muscles :P
PenguinBitch 44
At Least the weight of your umm thighs didn't pull you down, causing serious injury. There's something to clap for!
PipingMouse 14
Hey, at least you didn't hear flapping looked up for birds and then realized they were your arms...
captainsmegma 12
And the thunder rolls.
zaynakins 12
im telling you now i would kill for thick thighs, who says curvy isnt sexy??
NotARealThing 4
I do. Thick does not cause your thighs to clap when you walk. There is a line between "curvy" and well...more than curvy lets say. And don't get me wrong, I like my women with a little meat on them...but a LITTLE meat. I don't want to have to worry about insulin shots, heart problems, or her dying years before I do. I want to slap people when I hear that 'fattitude' bullcrap out of their mouths.
angrymexicanwee 8
You derserve it for being so fat!!
Khaleesi_26 30
If OP has a condition that causes weight gain like diabetes than no OP does not deserve to be over-weight.
Cymbao7h 1
Being overweight isn't the only cause of huge thighs. I have immense thighs, and legs in general, from years of soccer and running.
cinskeep43 15
plot twist! #23,is like 600 lbs
vikky538 29
do I need to applause for this FML... let me just play Lady gaga's applause song...
worldclassrager 41
Break a leg...cue in applause... Are you alright?
devildog3766 3
thump thump thump thump!
roseice6686 10
Let's just say you were.. On a roll.. ;D