Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML
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Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
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Today, my boss asked me to talk to the HR manager to see if I was happy about my pay, which made me think I was going to get a raise. Turns out they paid me nearly twice as much as they should have for the last 2 years and I owe them over €5000. FML
Today, after one year of overworking myself to the point of panic attacks multiple times a week, I finally got my annual raise, which is given based on performance and effort. My warehouse's minimum production is 95. I regularly was in the 130s. My raise was 2 cents. FML
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Top comments
CVeNgineer 0
Hey, that's still one more cent you didn't have before
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Do you work at a lemonade stand?
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Comments (78)
custmwoody9 4
Cha-Ching!!!
daking522 2
Who are the idiots who said "you deserved it" what complete morons
ADiNozzo 1
Unfortunately that $21 extra dollars you just earned is going to go to Uncle Sam, he thanks you.
K3LC 1
Look, to be honest, nowadays having a job is the new raise. Be happy you're employed at all.
angel5242 0
Haha lmao
purplepenquin 9
When the pie gets bigger everyone should get a bigger bite. Sounds like someone needs a union....
Fmlsea 28
record breaking and yet your tight ass of a boss only can afford one cent , maybe you should talk to him about upping it to a whole dollar .
brittlehorn20 21
It sounds to me like you're a salary employee, remember what it was like at a dead-end minimum wage job. Now stop complaining.
momo1972 3
Nice to have a piece of that pie huh? Record breaking PROFITS!!! If they gave you more money then their PROFIT would be less and their overhead would be more, and then not so record breaking right?
kishuu_fml 1
Penny for your thoughts