Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I was walking by a neighbour when he said, "Is your dad home?" I swiftly replied, "I'm good thanks." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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perdix 31
Your Dad walks a dog in December in Norway in only his boxers? That's either the toughest son-of-a-bitch I've heard of in a long time, or a raging drunk! Your friend might not want to look out the window in January, since your Mom got your Dad a thong for Christmas!
illmatic2 16
What kind of dog was it? Was it a BOXER?
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ClickMyPicture 0
Your dad is cool. Walking with boxers in the cold.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
they're still shorts. you ladies basically wear underwear (bikinis) in the summer. why can't we men wear ours in the winter? seems like you're still getting the best part of that compromise.
DjeePee 25
You men basically wear underwear (shorts) in the summer. Why can't we women wear ours in the winter? Seems like you're still getting the best part of that compromise. (your post didn't make much sense) The first thing I thought OP: is your dad demented? Otherwise he's just strange.
sourgirl101 29
Oh, poor you OP, my dad used to get the newspaper in his tighty whity when I was growing up. To this day, I'm unable to see my husband in those so he wears boxer/ briefs.(:
stronghand0331 17
Boxer briefs are the way to go. My boy wears them too.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ugh I hate tighty whiteys!! Absolutely hate them! It's either boxer briefs or boxers, but no tighty anythings!! Sourgirl, I'm happy to say my dad never wears tighty whiteys, just boxers or boxer briefs! And I also conform and recruit men to leaving the tighty whitey club. I recruited my uncle and made my aunt throw his tighty's out, once I had heard he wore them. And any boyfriend that wears them, I've only had one, had to conform as well! It's just not a pleasant sight. And poor sourgirl saw her daddy wearing them every morning, you're scarred for life!
sourgirl101 29
Yep, we need to inform the men!(:
iheartglasses 0
Sour, Strong, and Heart. Our boys wear the boxer-briefs. There should be no other way. I once had a boyfriend wear tighties, but they were far from white. In fact they were leopard print. I laughed until I cried the first time I saw them :)
stronghand0331 17
Oh god there's nothing like a man frolicking in a leopard man thong.
gelica87 0
lmbo!
sk3l370n 0
is your father a yeti?
fearthereaper79 0
And the award for Father of The Year goes to...
drm82895 0
your father is most likely a prostitute working the corners.
berzi 0
I call BS on this! it's -18 here in Fredrikstad wich is a part of Østfold -.-
treesdevin 0
Ha haa yupp i was gonna sayy that.... your dad's a ****** G what are you trippin about.