Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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Tobester 0
Smart phone. Same can't be said for the user. YDI
BelaLugosisdead 0
YDI. Plain and simple.
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flying_vegan 0
Seems you bought the less popular dumbarse phone: The New Nokia Tw@ 3650 It'll revolutionise the communication industry, thanks to its patented 'less a phone, more a bar of soap with a keypad taped to it' design. Marvel at how really ******* frustrating it is to send text messages with the stunning 0.012 inch screen, 4 byte memory and 41 second battery life. Be amazed by how non-existent the camera is, how the internet doesn't actually load on it, and how much like a bar of soap it is. Order now and get this free razor wire wrist strap, so you'll never lose your beloved 'phone' ever again. Only $6941...26...3...14... and 84 cents...
sexygirl2009 0
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jorjejajaja 0
dumbass
Jewelofagal 2
In general, women don't get the same "charge" out of seeing pictures of naked men as men do when seeing pictures of naked women. Just something to keep in mind....
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Bull, hahahaha! Most women are just as interested. Recent studies have proved that the thing of "men are visual women aren't" isn't true, women are as reactive to sexy pics as guys are. The problem is that we live in a society that makes people believe that women must try super hard to be top-notch sexy as much as possible while "for guys it doesn't matter, they can get a beer gut and all, who cares, after all they're guys"... which makes that often pics of guys end up less attractive because they don't put enough care into grooming etc.
flying_vegan 0
Also, there's only so much a man can do in the way of naughty pics. You can't just go sending pictures of an erect penis... that's a bit rapey...
gingerrrr88 11
a kid sent me one of his hard penis and I was all wtf put that toothpick away u freak!
user_001 1
Smartphone =/= dumbass proof.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
First off, the OP didn't say the naughty picture was of him (and I'm assuming the OP is a guy; in today's age, you never know). Secondly, the only way this is an FML, in my opinion, is if the naughty picture was of his mother being defiled by a holiday goose. If I received that randomly from the OP (also assuming I was on his/her/it's contact list), I would laugh at first, then try and gouge my eyes out with my mail-opener.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are dumb!
phatdaddy 0
Having a smart phone won't help if you're a dumb ass.
louie111887 0
that's way funny ! fyl though
Icutu7 0
pics or it didnt happen