Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, I checked my husband's phone, as mine was dead. When I opened it, I saw a text conversation with his friend. He recently said, "Man you just gotta ignore your wife more. I stopped paying so much attention to mine and next thing I knew she was all over me, it's awesome." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
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grumpy94533 11
:( ouch. Sorry
micha090 21
Dump the bitch OP. You deserve better.
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Comments (182)
Ambient25 25
I'm sorry to hear that OP. Just dump her cheating ass. Divorce sucks, but it's better than living with doubt...
princesszelda7 8
Aw so sorry op :( people can be dicks, think it's time to ditch her.
Wizardo 34
Play along and turn up and confront the cheating idiot, then kick her out to the curb. I hate cheaters with a passion.
JVIarijke 24
Oh, it's so harsh to find out about something like this this way. I'm sorry for you, OP.
masterof1 7
................................................................DIVORCE SETTLEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R3TROxLOV3 32
Actually, things tend it change if one of them cheated and there's proof of it. My friend's mom cheated on her dad, and he had proof of it. When her parents got divorced, her mom really didn't get anything she asked for except child support. It really just depends.
gracehi 33
Except in "no fault" states. I had proof of my ex husband's adultery, but it had no effect on the divorce proceedings. The fact that he was physically abusive didn't give me any leverage either. Everything was split 50/50...or would have been if he had shown up to the final hearing. It sounds unfair, but it's for a good reason. I lot of people have been murdered by their spouse because the spouse wanted out of the marriage but would have lost everything in the divorce because they committed adultery or abuse or what have you. "No fault"states reduce the chances of that happening.
TheDrifter 24
No fault divorce law also lets spouses kick deadbeats and gold diggers to the curb without invalidating prenups.
LipStickTazer 2
I am so sorry OP! I hope whatever happens with your relationship from here all goes in your favor. Which I'm pretty sure it will!
dRpRdP 8
What was ur replying.. ? Keep texting her like that and get that guys name out
bubblyhayley 16
maybe she was jokin too?
shank39 12
Damn... Feel sorry for you... But don't act in haste... Find out the whole truth..
Applesarefum 9
Are you sure that she wasn't just joking around as well? If not, I'm sorry for you.