KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"chris_lillo"
Waco, United States
Late reaction
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Dog Person Now
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
4am blues
Lehigh Acres, United States
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
Anonymous
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Ketchup
United States
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
K-Rat
United States
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
HappyNewYear
Feral kitty
Today, a cat ran into the house and got cornered in my room. Animal control wasn't answering so I did what I could to try to lure it out. It proceeded to chomp down on my finger. Way to start the New Year. FML
Top comments
redscarf_fml 8
Why wasn't your bird in a cage of some sort? Haven't you heard of gentle acclimating a pet to a new environment? Seems like you fault
lfloyd0504 18
What a catastrophe!
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GarfieldDaCat 5
I only eat lasagna lol
Mike_Oxhard 14
Instead of you owning the cat, the cat has owned you.
KayleeFrye 39
That's sad, but why would you bring a cat into your home having no clue how the cat and the bird would act? Why would you bring a cat into your home when your bird wasn't safely locked in a cage? And if the bird WAS safely locked in a cage, why would you bring a cat into your home that was a lock picking ninja genius?
dirty_dan_ 15
Damn sorry about that OP. But as time flys by, you'll heal emotionally and mentally
ChippyChoppy 21
Sounds like a YDI, it ate a bird, did you let it outside on the first day?
zaidthunder1 27
To be honest, YDI. You need to take the necessary precautions for your bird and to make sure the cat doesn't get away.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Like in cartoons.. Cats eat birds.. You should have known. I'm sorry for your loss OP
CourtBed24 5
Well, you don't pick the cat, the cat picks you...sorry, but obviously you weren't the right human for that cat...
AScooterman 12
I guess the bird didn't have nine lives. And the cat had to eat and run.
_ravens_ 11
You obviously didn't know how to care for a cat and didn't deserve it