KornyKid
Citrus Heights, United States
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
"chris_lillo"
Waco, United States
Late reaction
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Dog Person Now
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
4am blues
Lehigh Acres, United States
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
Anonymous
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
sal
Canada
Unloveable
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Ketchup
United States
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
K-Rat
United States
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
HappyNewYear
Feral kitty
Today, a cat ran into the house and got cornered in my room. Animal control wasn't answering so I did what I could to try to lure it out. It proceeded to chomp down on my finger. Way to start the New Year. FML
Top comments
redscarf_fml 8
Why wasn't your bird in a cage of some sort? Haven't you heard of gentle acclimating a pet to a new environment? Seems like you fault
lfloyd0504 18
What a catastrophe!
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Comments (87)
Skycop_S 23
I'm really very sorry :( How did it get inside the cage?
bella_nana347 23
At least you know it left on a full stomach. You don't have to worry about it starving
ELoni_fml 25
Laughed way too hard at that
lexred 30
That's a naughty pussy!
The_Avatar 22
Classic cat shit.
Enslaved 38
You don't sound like a responsible pet owner.
crazyindynathan 13
That's why I'm a dog person...
Catdragon 40
People get mauled all the time and die by dogs. Still a dog person right?
Bulbadragon 21
I'm gonna say this is your fault because your bird should've been in a cage, especially if you're bringing your new cat home, which is a predator that eats birds. And you should've kept the doors closed because obviously the cat is scared in the new surroundings especially if you're being loud and upset because of the bird, so the first thing it wants to do is run and hide. FYL because you lost two pets but YDI because you should've been way more careful about the whole thing.
Xamry14 10
It could have been. My bird got eaten while in a cage when I was a kid. A cat can knock them over pretty easy you know. Normally the bottom falls off without much fuss.
ELoni_fml 25
Yeah but still, who gets a cat when they already have a bird? That's just asking for trouble
Bulbadragon 21
That's true, I didn't think of that since I've never had a bird to know how the cages are. Based on the OP's response it seems the situation was just handled poorly.
russfml 31
Have you not watched tweety bird and Sylvester as a kid? FYL but you also kind of deserve it
JKPwnage 27
I was looking for someone to make that joke
chinaski7628 32
Tweety Bird always had the upper hand on Sylvester. Maybe OP thought all birds were as clever and sassy as Tweety.
navarre1991 11
How'd it manage to get out? Was the door left open? Hope it's microchipped.
tigerthepredator 16
Meow you need to get a new bird!