Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
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doubleAbattery 0
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!
dacman48 0
Bee job?
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Comments (114)
8trickster8 0
Haha, the same thing happened to me once, except it wasn't a hornet, just some bug that bites.
alllllllly 0
What were you doing showering in the garden?
Nightfallz 0
WTF is your shower outside? how does a hornet just nestle in when your showering in your house? and how does it not fly out when you grab the towel? this seems fake.
gtfwdr 0
@ #73-ya know, some bathrooms have windows...the hornet coulda flew in that way... but anyways... yeah it sounds like hell to go through...i hope you heal well =/
ShatteredRubiks 16
I swear I have seen this one before...
Ethan223 8
lol #3
mohit88 0
That hurt my sack
Stpatch754 0
holy shit man are you ok!?! thts like my worst nightmare i really feel for you, that would have been awful. get well soon.
giganticbrain 0
Oh ****. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. That hurts just to think about, and I wish I never did. I feel for you, man.
dizziedanni123 0
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! i am sooorry u had 2 feel that!
amb3risherex3 0
Haaahaha. **** your life, dude.