Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
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doubleAbattery 0
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!
dacman48 0
Bee job?
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Comments (114)
thrawg 0
hmm im assuming there is some ass hole out there who would say YDI for having balls... but yeah that sux dude
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
This literally made me laugh out loud! Thank you for the chuckle! That sucks though. FYL for sure. xDDD
HahaYDI 0
Hey if I was that hornet I would've done the same thing, go for where it hurts.
giebs22 6
I call bullshit, fake, and totally made up!
Shoopman 0
That's the worst place you could possibly get stung. Second worst being the eye.
iSmellNice 2
Then you went to your car, opened the trunk, destroyed a bees nest, and got attacked by those bees.
Da_Gov 0
ydi cuz I like turtles
R3nesmee 0
Oh my god!! Dude, your life is ******..... That SUCKS. But thanks for making all of us laugh our ass's off!!!! XD
zak_lauersdorf 0
Ouch, that really sucks! I would probably cry if that happened to me...
anniebananie 3
I really don't like the way in which this FML was written.