Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
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Top comments
sarah2144 14
Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.
thawny_fml 21
I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.
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Comments (88)
Kyle225 3
Why would be the spare tire be flat?:o
mskimbelinapham 5
God bless you :(
TcheQ 12
YDI for not calling a cab for $7
SILVERSTAR_6 17
O u stressed
yassminza 0
Wow, ouch.
journeytotheend 16
Why would you just leave your car? Why not get a hold of a tow truck
pradip 26
spare was also flat! well you deserve it, but isn't there a taxi or public transport for your locality. Walking five miles is hell
dead247 13
I keep tire plugs and a compressor In my trunk of the car for this to never happen.
catchbigtuna 0
People tend to have mobile phones
leahmae88 7
Keeping a spate flat kinda defeats the purpose, don't you think? YDI.