Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Sweaty
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
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saIty 17
All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.
perdix 31
Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career. I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.
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Comments (36)
FREEDOM_from_fml 2
Seeing what not to do probably sunk in so much more to the kids...
brianjman14 23
You're not very good, are you?
iggz 0
Did the kid save you?
thaduck 0
You sure you know how to swim?
skinthesnakes 6
I guess you got a-head of your self!
You_Need_Soap 6
Don't do that. It's too early.
thiscrazything 1
That sucks, hope you are alright, and hope you didn't scare the crap out of the kid you were teaching.
awkwardaredevil 5
You were showing him what not to do, right?
SkardeyKat 3
Not as bad as the guy who blew his head off while teaching women about gun safety...
RedPillSucks 33
Cheer up. Even a bad example can be a teaching tool.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
I did a ton of swimming as a kid and there wasn't a single opportunity for me to get a concussion. So I don't know WTF you were doing but YDI.