Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (375)
Richlifegau 11
Well it is canda
kris1256396 17
Did she not see the peanuts?
fuck_stick 4
If you wanted to do something nice, you should have made the thing on the house
superguydude200 5
This is not too much your fault, as you were trying to be nice. Still, I doubt she is still into you.
FaguIous 22
Hi
Tyrez 32
Wooow, why would you add peanuts if she said she didn't want them. Don't tell me you actually thought she wanted them but simply didn't have .5$...
cassiet 16
Wouldn't she have seen the peanuts anyway?
16sparklytrees 13
ydi listen to the customer
magickiss87 22
Yes, it was a nice thought and gesture... But when it comes to things like peanuts, strawberries, shellfish/seafood items, you really shouldn't just add food items to be nice since there's lots of food items that people are severely allergic to and without meaning to, you could accidentally kill someone. In a situation like you described, I'd have asked her "well, what if I gave it to you on the house?" This way you are not responsible for anything accidentally AND you can show that you're just being thoughtful and kind. Which, btw is really nice to hear since nowadays nice people doing simple little things that can brighten a person's day is quite hard to come by. We're a dying breed. lol.
Zarazha 13
dude what the hell... even if she wasn't allergic what if she just doesn't like peanuts?