Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
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Top comments
staynplay 0
isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.
AmandaJillx 6
wear gloves?
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Comments (155)
IXIDragon 0
O_o
gigilvrs6 0
Lol your boss hates you!!
lovesteph3523 0
gloves? duhh
StaticSky 2
Karma
b_anhero 0
ill bet your submissive hand sliced lemons just like it was told, bitch.
glitterbabe224 0
you juice lemons with your hands? i thought you use some electric thing. hm.
bglad09 0
that's unfortunate.
alpha517 0
what company do u work for? that's f-ing gross I'm not drinking lemonade for a while.. I'd have ur boss fired.. that's a health risk
tarabelle 7
awww I am so sorry!!! whenever I have a cut and accidentally put hand sanitized or lemon juice or something on it, my mom tells me to put sugar on it :) it really helps :) (I know it won't be much use for this...but for future references (: )
KVKdragon 26
actually your comment was pretty useful. if the OP is juicing lemons, this must mean he works in a place that handles food. so it's only natural to assume that there is sugar there where the OP works.
naruske 4
Salt works even better! /troll
SooShee 0
What kind of kitchen doesn't have gloves for the employees? Remind me not to eat where you work...