Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
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staynplay 0
isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.
AmandaJillx 6
wear gloves?
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Comments (155)
DrewSaFur1313 2
just put a glove over it...if you are working with food you should be wearing gloves and hair nets anyway. I don't see what the problem is.
monnanon 14
the problem is the pressure the OP will have to put on the cut on their hand. I highly doubt the OP was not wearing gloves.
jablair13 0
wt an ass!
sweetv 0
put on a glove, whiny baby.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Hey I did not say anything remotely as mean as some comments I have seen. Seriously...
hipar 0
Wear a glove and suck it up.
rhope2309 1
so hold the knife with your dominant hand moron. just like a normal person. no lemon juice there
RealityFracture 0
it's called a "glove"
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BethiiGeex 0
ouch.
Autoshot 9
Real sanitary..