Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML
Alexa, play "Ghost Rider" by Suicide
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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kirbyfan23 0
Also, Fyl for having your car stolen!
Ohnothingreally 0
You should report that.
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Comments (101)
darkmis1 18
did you report it stolen?
ams116 0
Yeah you arent responsible as long as you reported it stolen. If not, than you indeed deserve a YDI.
tails8880 3
u can us it to gt your car back
godsrightnutsack 0
ouch
gothymama 0
Didn't you report your car stolen? They can use the photos and the license plate number to track the guy down. He'll get caught. It's pretty stupid to speed in a stolen car. It's pretty stupid to steal a car, too.
flyboy57 0
something similar happened to me: I was out of town and didn't want to street park my car. so I kept it at my dad's house and he drove it. I returned, two weeks later, got two tickets in the mail. thanks dad!
OcBeachBabe 0
#52. there. no caps or exclamation points. happy. good. now, why are people so mean on this site?! jeez!!
DameGreyWulf 1
I was mean on your mother. She loved it.
OcBeachBabe 0
You're disgusting !
fMYYYlife 0
Mean on your mother? uuuhmm. Quit trying to make something that makes no sense at all, sound dirty. Thanks.
DameGreyWulf 1
"Mean on your mother" -- I got rough and/or dominatrix. God damn not that much of a stretch.
fMYYYlife 0
If you reported it...... its not biggie
Dee100 0
No. Not all states are like that. Here in Maryland, the camera takes a photo of your license plate when you run a red light. Who ever the car is registered to receives the ticket. Doesn't matter who was driving. Unless an actual police officer stops you for it.
HawkingBeach 0
HAHAHA! This is hilarious.