Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.
mayo21 0
on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.
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Comments (226)
techweed 12
can't be simpler.......cut off your head, leave it inside, then go to the beach
instnt1nfction 17
ok
OneBigMessUp 5
Hahhah!
sarapsosis 1
problem solved
JaimePyle 0
that comment just made my day.
mylifesucksserio 15
ahhhh well, have fun with that
ulicksam 0
Wear a hat when you go out. Too simple.
SassiestLemon 2
Boxes sound better. **** hats :o
ASHLEYbcddd 0
hahahahaha
anonymous595 0
haha
lemonypower 6
ha
sarapsosis 1
h
KMilliron 2
n
rallets 23
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
LittleBritt 0
o
sarapsosis 1
^fail, next = i
KMilliron 2
next would be r actually.
sarapsosis 1
thats what I meant, my bad... * ahem*
marinus_fml 20
FYL for living in a country with not much sunshine in the first place.
unkhammun 5
you can pretend you are Robocop.... he that sounds like fun.! :-)
miss_fab 0
WHT?
sarapsosis 1
yea...WHT???
HugoBosss_fml 0
first!!
ivanoff 0
use a bag! it will be more comfortable!
sourgirl101 29
or a towel.
enonymous 9
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
KMilliron 2
WIN
KMilliron 2
I haven't seen the movie but I read the book in which thankfully there are no illustrations.
enonymous 9
72 you know you liked it.
CaliforniaCheese 0
1. Cut a hole in that box. 2. Put your head in that box. 3. Do not open that box. Repeat if you want to put your D*** in the Box.
T3P33_fml 0
it's my D!ck in a box! my d!ck in a box yeaaeaah...