Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.
mayo21 0
on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.
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Comments (226)
GracieLyn 1
Yeah what FreakingFYou said. It's not a hard situation to figure out.
sadday1987 2
it's called consult a parmacist or you doctor(s) about this and get on another medication.
cas249249 0
when you get your cream on come by my house.
cannonballsk8r 0
that explains the crazy chick standing on the corner naked with a box on her head. lol
devinewind 4
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
sarahbella101 7
you should've read the labels and instructions before buying them.
birdfreak 24
one for nite and one for day
neongurl98 10
Dang! maybe you should get one for your face and body? it just might work a little better :)
tf73 0
You can be like the box head guy from lmfao!
iluvmusic8128 0
lol sounds like u have a good soulution! lmao