Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML
Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
What's wrong with that? Sounds like a good look.
mayo21 0
on the bright side, if your walking around naked no one will know it's you if your face is covered.
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Comments (226)
denvan 0
There goes the saying a one bagger to a one boxer
CommonSenseKarma 17
Put a coin slot on the box, and in big letters in Sharpie: Rides - 50c.
hottie_ogden 0
retard.. where the face one at night and the sun one during day... gosh ir an idiot
FMLGriff 8
That is too effyn funny. I'm sure that will be a great look for you!
lesdodis 0
I'm pretty sure the girls want it that way to
AwkwardPartyBear 24
lmfao this is too funny- well come on get a new sense of style im sure everyone in ur neighborhood will notice ;P
Christonarhino 0
You can apply sunscreen, I have a face cream that came with sunscreen for daytime use.
Lauren85 4
Just ise the face cream at night.
benny92 0
u'll be fine....they put that as protection but sun won't really do anything...take it from someone with skin disorders
bradlyl 0
One is for use at night only genius. try and figure out which one it is.