Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I realized our life has been lacking in romance lately, so I got a card, a bunch of flowers, and made reservations at a lovely restaurant for a nice evening. When I got home and gave my wife the flowers, all she did was sigh and ask what I "fucked up this time." She also refused to go to dinner. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
at least she didn't mind...
thinmint 0
that is so flipping cute that you accidentally did that!
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Eddyoftheabc 0
And that's why she loves you. :CD
xoxcinderellaxox 0
At least she didn't go psycho on you.
myself009 0
i made this account just because i had to comment this. this is not a ydi or a fml. this is really cute. i definitely agree with whoever suggested making this a cute tradition. give her the same card every year with whatever gift you think she'll like the most. that way it would be even more thoughtful.
babylon_pride 0
Really, don't feel bad. That's so cute. :) And understandable. If you like a card, really like it, you'd pick it again and again. So it shows her that you care enough to read every card and pick one you like. And also shows that she cares enough to keep the one from previous years. Just smile, shrug, and try not to do it again. She's definitely happy that you remembered and that you got a card you like a lot. Random but wow, your store recycles cards for a while. We change them out here every so often.
logic718 0
bad memory much? at least he gave it the effort
thesunshotme 0
Whoaa she could have reacted a lot worse. Consider yourself lucky, sir (: (Where's the FML?)
Bl00d_Ang3l 0
My parents have done this to me, 3 times, with the same card. XP
Darth_Taco 14
I can see my own boyfriend doing the exact same thing. He has a horrible memory. I got a better story for you that might help you feel better. One time in the middle of sex he thought he was dreaming. Apparently he dreams of giving me anal xD. He's adorable. Anyway, you're lucky. I see too many dumb bitches who completely lose it on small things like this. Good luck with your memory. Google "improving my memory", that should help.
eccletia 0
I have done this numerous times. I like the same cards apparently. now my wife expects it. i think i have done it five times now.
danii_s2 0
that's cute. dumb cute.