Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
at least she didn't mind...
thinmint 0
that is so flipping cute that you accidentally did that!
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Comments (131)
AnnabelleX 4
This is actually good for 2 whole reasons! a) She giggled, which means that she was happy, and b) You remembered your anniversary! That's more than a lot of guys can say! Congratulations :)
Sadochan 0
Ah well. As long as she didn't call you any names dude.
bwatte3303 3
I think that's cute
alkaid 14
Be thankful for such a wife , another one would have made you sleep on the couch
Pictureit13 6
At least you're consistent.
hynriech_lord 8
Why are people voting YDI. It's a cactus, who cares if you piss on it.
rocker_chick23 27
Um...He got her the same card, not cactus. Learn to ******* read
cwl727 33
Well at least she laughed.
charcharthunder 18
cute :3
cartedor 18
omg so you bought a millions of them and stored it somewhere so that you just pulled out on the day? hmmmm. neat trick
jschwandt 5
You did bad and you should feel bad.