Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I realized our life has been lacking in romance lately, so I got a card, a bunch of flowers, and made reservations at a lovely restaurant for a nice evening. When I got home and gave my wife the flowers, all she did was sigh and ask what I "fucked up this time." She also refused to go to dinner. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
at least she didn't mind...
thinmint 0
that is so flipping cute that you accidentally did that!
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Comments (131)
sleephunters 8
Agreed.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Unimaginative? He could have just forgotten. My boyfriend has a terrible memory so I could see him doing this easily. I'd laugh too, and he;d probably be annoyed with himself.
Sacrilege 0
Actually, I would find that really cute. Lawl.
epic_phail 0
Wheres the Fml?? So your an idiot ok. so what?
rockstarK9 0
LOL, you're such a guy. It's cool your wife has a sense of humor, and she didn't freak out and throw a drama fit screaming "you never cared!!!!"
sportsnut 0
good thing she finds this entertaining haha, most women who are HUGE bitches when it comes to that stuff
teiso_fml 0
Haha, at least she took it well! It's actually kind of cute.
teiso_fml 0
That's not true. Only most of the women who get complained about HERE are huge bitches when it comes to that stuff. I imagine MOST women are more like this guy's wife, if they even notice at all.
AdvocataDiaboli 0
I wouldn't call this an FML (especially because she giggled)... I mean, at least she knows you aren't just picking cards at random, right?
seven_to_twelve 3
At least she wasn't mad? You should probably check cards from now, or go to a different store.