Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking past there and the bird attacked me. FML
Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML
Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
EclipseCandy6 24
That's pretty horrific, poor momma bird
Erto 17
She will never forgive you
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Comments (38)
Oppression_fml 19
Nature is a cruel mistress.
Unixxxion 22
damn... nature hits back... hard.... hope you are okay OP!!!!
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Damn nature, you scary!
OhYouMad 12
I seen this in a movie once....
TabooSushi 24
Don't **** with mama birds. I saved a baby bird that fell out of the nest once. I couldn't reach the actual nest (two-story house and the nest was in eaves of the roof), but I saw the mama nearby so I just built a little nest in a small cardboard box to put the baby in and lodged it in our yard's lemon tree. Minutes later I see my dickbag cat starting to trot toward the tree and I started to yell out to chase him off, but then I saw mama bird come SWOOPING down and screeching at him. And this is a SMALL bird, just a tiny sparrow, against a fairly huge ass cat. He ran off after she pecked and wing-slapped him a few times, and I decided to borrow a ladder to move the box up closer to the original nest so it wouldn't happen again. Do not **** with mama birds.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
There's a small tree next to my driveway that a mockingbird pair builds a nest in every year. You can't even walk down the driveway without having to dodge divebombing attack birds. They won't actually peck you, but the last time it happened to me the mama got so close that I felt the tip of her wing. We've never even messed with the nest, they're just very protective.
ApplePie1994 27
I blame Hitchcock
xluciferx666 21
Wing of Fury 5: The Swallow of Vengeance
amanda182 19
I'm curious to know what kind of bird...
vanessa3546 11
Shouldn't have been standing there to long....lmao
evank98 10
You've been framed