Today, I found out why my five-year-old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my daughter took her ex to court for child support. After the judge was done, she ended up having to pay support to him, and since she was the one who took him to court just for money, her ex now hates her and will make sure to collect every penny he’s owed, even though she only works part time. FML
Today, my year and a half old daughter has discovered the joy of temper tantrums. She is now throwing them constantly. Everywhere. Anytime. FML
Today, I learned that when my husband takes our son shopping and he acts up, my husband picks him up under his arm and carries him around, instead of talking to him and trying to calm or reason with him. I'm FURIOUS. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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jaydnnx 0
WTF? hahah. that would be quite annoying, I wouldn't take her.
maskedman 9
is this a new form of child support?
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Comments (92)
tweetbaby14 18
excellent parenting this guy is the dad of the year!!!!!!
unplugged_fml 0
ahahaa that's so funny...
aardvarkish 17
OK, so make every tantrum worth a $4 penalty. Next question?
inthavong17 0
hahahaha yes!!!
spez86 0
all I can say is you must be a bitch for this to happen to you smart kid smart husband stupid ass mother haha
mrwelsh3 0
I bet my dog has a higher iq than you!
Gemma_Mansonite 20
#26: There is this awesome thing called punctuation and capital letters. You should use it-it would go well for you!
kissonthelips 0
that made me laugh so hard I almost peed my self
xoleyaa 0
hahahaha thts funny.. but sucks for u
SeeBrendenBurn 0
A normal mother would not have those kinds of problems with their kid, because the kid would have acknowledged their superiority. However, the kid is rebelling against you because you are an snobbish, ignorant, and all around unliked person. Just be grateful that your husband provided the proper ways to your child on how she should go about venting her anger and unsatisfaction towards you. This behaviour is common in the lesser species of human beings.
Adrianna17 0
You. are. an. ass. hole.
CharleneW 0
I agree with Adrianna17.
mrwelsh3 0
I hope you break your leg.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Tell her you will pay $4 if when she is with the father she yells out "Hey, mister, stop touching me there!"
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Epic win.
Intoxicunt 6
YES! This. Do this. Amazing. :D
in_the_dark 0
Ah, although it's a pretty awesome idea, I'm leaning more towards making sure that she doesn't accept anymore bribes from anyone.
manicrose 3
I LOVE YOU.
tab_ga1990 0
i'd just tell her you can get the money, but dont mean you have to actually do it. He isn't watching you every second of the day. and if he is, get him for stalking because that is just creepy
iheart655 0
that is ****** hilarious ;D