Today, I found out why my five-year-old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my daughter took her ex to court for child support. After the judge was done, she ended up having to pay support to him, and since she was the one who took him to court just for money, her ex now hates her and will make sure to collect every penny he’s owed, even though she only works part time. FML
Today, my year and a half old daughter has discovered the joy of temper tantrums. She is now throwing them constantly. Everywhere. Anytime. FML
Today, I learned that when my husband takes our son shopping and he acts up, my husband picks him up under his arm and carries him around, instead of talking to him and trying to calm or reason with him. I'm FURIOUS. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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jaydnnx 0
WTF? hahah. that would be quite annoying, I wouldn't take her.
maskedman 9
is this a new form of child support?
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Comments (92)
kittydidit 0
Outbid him! lol
KalusZwig 2
that's the funniest thing Iv heard all week
gammielikeoh 0
I cried when I read this. hilarious. very hilarious.
freakguy455 0
FML needs a like button.
LadieyMoonk 0
I bet $3 for every thumb up and down you are white . I swear yall cant control your kidS.
D11Churchkill 8
Smart girl.
ZKtheDuck 7
Why not pay her off yourself?
kyliebear 15
Nah, give the kid to your ex and pay her $4 for every temper tantrum she will throw, public or home. That'll show him.
doglover100 29
lol. Give her 10 bucks every time she throws a tantrum when she's with him.
fantasyworld 39
Hope you got it situated.