Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Demote him to homeless status.
Kitsi 14
I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.
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Comments (64)
j_sheree6121 10
Don't feel too bad my fiancé broke up with me over Facebook messaging and we were a room apart.
iB_fml 8
change your relationship status to "single". oh, and don't forget to be nice and text him when u're done ;)
Lilo4life 26
Sell your ring and if he wants to get engaged again then make him buy a bigger and better one.
hayhaii 11
how horrible . people suck