Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Demote him to homeless status.
Kitsi 14
I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.
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Comments (64)
debbster7 18
Well demote him to "just a friend" then.
moonsalt 20
That's absolutely ridiculous! Why on earth would someone do that via Facebook/text message?
chosha_fml 27
Cowardice.
MeowZebraMeow 7
Was this after you bit his dick while giving him head during a horror movie?
3rdbass 9
Facebook has allowed for tough break-up conversations to be skipped with the click of a mouse!
Needafarm 22
Facebook has made it so that you can be left out of an important event in good friends and families lives because they assume EVERYONE is on FACEBOOK and you got the mass invite they sent out on FACEBOOK. No one talks anymore or calls they just post on FACEBOOK. Hell you can't even get regular invitations to special events. It's all on FACEBOOK. I really hate facebook. lol
Kennybeard 0
Facebook is good for ****
rfvyhn 14
Seems like he's too cowardly to talk to you. Still want to be engaged to him?
TheWorldGreatest 8
Tell him to put his big boy undies on,and stop acting like a spoiled rotten child !
JanisEvans 10
That's nothing. My then husband put up his new relationship on Facebook while sitting right next to me.
perdix 31
Why are you sitting in the next room? If you loved him, you would always have to be in the same room with him while you were that close. He wants a clinger.
Pensu 12
I sincerely hope this is sarcasm that's going over my head.
Pleonasm 36
Only if you consider things to be the sum of its parts, though ;) If only that would work with me and some billionaire; I'd come out of it as a millionaire.
jem970 19
Forget Ikea. Facebook: telling people about their ruined relationships since 2004.