Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Demote him to homeless status.
Kitsi 14
I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.
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Comments (64)
dr_snow_bear 29
Well he sounds like a keeper!
Jharrist89 12
You should mind **** him and thank him because you were getting tired of his little d*c$
truth_teller23 11
Maybe taking a dump while he was in the shower made him think you 2 were not ready for marriage?
kevsandy303 12
21- For that to work, you'd need to already have negative $8 Million...
little_star78 13
My guy my cousin's engaged to does that to her when they're in a fight to try and get her attention and "force" her to apologize weather she's in the wrong or not…the sad part is it always works…
little_star78 13
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Kazenoe 24
Well, shit. Be sure to demand a pay rise if he wants to hire you back to the fiancee position, +5000 respect should be enough to start!
b_rizo 6
she was his fiancee, not his hooker
Kazenoe 24
Yes - That's why I said respect, not dollars. No other currency is more important in a relationship.
Needafarm 22
If you stop defining your relationship status's on social media and maybe just the ring on your finger then you wouldn't feel so ****** over. Is anyone else just sick of facebook?
mergirl 6
change it to single, and send him back to his mama's house.
Kitsi 14
Sorry, but becoming engaged then backing out of it is not "mature" at all. That is a make or break thing. You want it or you don't. He did not say "hey can we have a longer engagement to plan and work (so and so) out in our relationship?".. HE told FACEBOOK. She is very well within normal parameters to get rid of him.
onorexveritas 24
technology makes everything easier... like your decision to demote him to "kicked out"