Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Straight to jail
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Weird dude
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Get out of there, fast
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Red flag
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
I'll just let myself out…
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
Top comments
behnke40 4
awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..
auzzrage 1
haha that's rlly creepy
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megaaann_fml 9
run.. RUN NOW!!
theannonymousone 0
And now I found you on this site too! You'll always be mine! Only mine!
aj_alex 0
I meant to put a thumbs down to that. Not funny dude.
vivienmleigh 0
*laugh!
PahhDee 0
creepyy! atleast your happy?
kipfischer 11
u guys need to start writing the book "successful stalking" and hide the knives
ILoveEmoes 9
Well, at least he doesn't glitter in the sun and thirst for your blood? Does he watch you when you sleep, and does he constantly tell you that he could kill you ever so easily? 'cause then he might be a vampire. Just saying.
nicole317 0
that's weird and creepy!
fadingaway 17
''You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.''
ILoveEmoes 9
^ this
mightymart 5
ydi for going out with creepy dudes....
loyeah 10
Wow this was actually the plot of one of the episodes from BBC's Accused! Very creepy indeed.