Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
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Top comments
behnke40 4
awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..
auzzrage 1
haha that's rlly creepy
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Comments (177)
firemanrob 0
all guys do this honestly
auzzrage 1
u follow chicks round in a black hood and stalk them...? why not just talk to her
jeremy418 0
I agree lots of us do this just like girls do it to but most off us know not to talk about it is all I wonder how she found out ... and why not go up to her bro if you only knew the girls we got here .. at least all I do is research on them making sure they not crazy nut cases there's to many of them out there.
vivienmleigh 0
I don't think ALL guys do this. Except I would possibly be flattered if I was stalked.
jeremy418 0
consider this as your invitation lol JK
afdude87 6
WTF are you guys serious? you can't just stalk people that's weird as ****.
maskedman 9
it's not weird if you don't call it stalking. We call it research. It's all laid out in The Art of Seduction. Women do it too.
memo619 0
I wouldn't necessarily say stalk but personally I try to find out things about the girl I like just so I can find things to talk about and be prepared. most guys do this to a certain degree in my opinion
jasonsaied 1
there seems to be a huge misunderstanding here. by stalking, they don't mean going on facebook and looking through their posts or photos. everybody does that. they're talking about putting on a ******* black hoodie and following her around! that's different, and creepy as ****!
taureanbeauty293 0
hell yeah #118
bswole 1
i dont know where you get that crazyass idea but i dont think i would do some wierd shit like this either talk to the girl or just dont even bother tryin to be with her
jdozer 0
well of course there's a difference between waiting outside a girls window watching her. but a lot of guys do try see if they can run into a girl or what she does. doesn't seem that weird
jeremy418 0
stfu ok just cuz you say you don't stalk doesn't mean you don't and the research I'm talking about is different from what you think get a life grow a pair it looks like you need too
LASuxs 0
Really creepy people on here too I guess. Even the so called research, I mean if you find out certain stuff before it kills the thrill of finding out all mental disorders firsthand
bobmueler 0
that is called a successful stalker
10_4Franky 0
Got that right.
gtrgdss 0
win!!!
Kelita 0
Aw if u ever dump him.....he will b devastated. :-(
jeremy418 0
damn your hot I should come stalk you lol
DynamicDave 11
^ Creeper alert.
jeremy418 0
wow it was a f...ing joke (lol) don't stand for crap any more does it .. funny part I knew some no life would do that
jeremy418 0
what happen to my reply ?? wow I wrote that apparently for no reason
InnocentLies 0
Well I find it okay looking at other peoples fb/ms if you somewhat know them, but this guy crossed the nono line!
onepluszero 0
there are no innocent lies, Shelly - its probablly how the stalker was so successful with OP, by 'innocently' lying about how he knows so much about the OP...
ipwnlosers 4
DOMO!!
RinnieRiot 9
At least you two are now living Oh-So-Happily.
Alexxcunningham 0
who agrees this girl is hella hot and probably has a few stalkers?
jokesta187 11
Agreed with 62.
robotnhi 0
creepy eyes are considered 'hot' nowadays
gintori 0
That is so creepy! but how did you figure that out? I hope you broke up with him
Doortje 30
She found a closet filled with black hoodies.
gintori 0
haha probably!
lordcaliburx 0
I am willing to bet that you broke him off a little peace. all this means is he was successful with stalking you. now he can put all of his effort into other things like a job or plotting how to kill you.
patiencek 0
you fell for a creeper... yikes.
Vivera93 0
idk man, jst show some love! we jst a big family
gusgus36 5
oh geez! so creepy!! restraining order!!
destonerock 0
be concerned.