Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
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Top comments
behnke40 4
awww he got his girl... in a creepy way..
auzzrage 1
haha that's rlly creepy
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Comments (177)
rainbow222 0
Of course not! Burger King doesn't wear a black sweater!!!
TrolHard 1
Aw..how sweet. **** NO HIDE CHO FAMILY HIDE CHO KIDS HIDE CHO KNIVES
breebtchh 0
myspace , really ?
OoZeawoO 6
Well... On the bright side, it means that he really likes you :D!
shemonique 0
000ooopppssss!!
kiss_1214 17
That's the first stage…… the next few months watch out for knifes guns and poison.... Ps did u not find his black hoodie?
cave72 3
It may seem bad but if you really do have all those things in common and before you knew about him stalking you then it should be alrite. You must have liked him because you've been dating for months. Every other woman wants to change men to become they way they want, and he is already the way you want. So enjou
ChickInGreenVans 12
So it does help to be a 'stalker' *thinking*
polobeastjkc 5
Hey at least you know he won't leave you
fantasyworld 39
Black hoodie? Is he A?