Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
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Top comments
chrstygrl06 10
You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.
ILoveEggnog 7
Why would you tell your parents that anyway?
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Comments (63)
Bakachu 7
Ouch... I wonder if the waiter responded ;o. if I ever thought like that I think I'd keep it to myself.
MissBrainWash 0
Yeah, that's happened to me too.lol.
emodude44 0
Shy girls are cuter. Makes you want to know them better. Your parents are dicks!
nymphy 0
Shyness can be win.
Edokun 0
I love the fact that just because the mentioned thinking a guy was hot you assume the OP was a female, they are anon. for all we know they could be anon. to not get homophobic abuse.... (i'm nit saying OP is a guy but I'm just saying that their is a possibility that they could be)
valri3 0
Whenever someone does that, just play it cool.
valri3 0
Whenever someone does that, just play it cool.
CrazyGirl445 4
yeah I learned that the hard way to....
DaveOnDope 4
And if I were that waiter, I'd come by your table and stage whisper, "I get off at 11, have her ready and waiting in the back parking lot.".
Zombie65 0
as a parent all I can say is Yes we love doing stuff like :-p lmao
sourgirl101 29
As a parent, I can tell you not all parents get off on embarrassing their children. It's my job to build them up, not belittle them. FYL OP. If I were you, I would have a heart to heart talk with your parents. Explain that if they expect you to open up to them, they need to respect your feeling and not treat them as a joke.
sourgirl101 29
As a parent, I can tell you not all parents get off on embarrassing their children. It's my job to build them up, not belittle them. FYL OP. If I were you, I would have a heart to heart talk with your parents. Explain that if they expect you to open up to them, they need to respect your feeling and not treat them as a joke.