Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kinda sus
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
Speed dating
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Cougartown
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
The accident
Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
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Tripartita 45
Finally, an FML that illustrates the repercussions of all those "fun" age-swap movies. Age-swaps are no laughing matter—don't let those Freaky Fridays, Bigs, or 17 Agains fool you!
AC98 19
How tf could u not tell??
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Comments (100)
Chazzster 32
OP - It's not really a date if you've never met in person.
DoomedGemini 38
If you mean date- there's video chatting and sites where you can watch movies or shows together. If you mean don't say you're dating, I think the word should apply depending on how your relationship is and how close you are rather than if you've touched each other or not.
AirBusDriver 23
The fact that he lied makes this man sound like a pedo and predator, you just happen to be 18 but what about his previous interaction with females, and how old will his next encounter be? He needs to be on LE radar if not already. Disturbing FML. Move on OP, you are now wiser...
soullyfe 33
68: It could also be a female. We don't know any genders.
waleedma 18
48 and looks 28... please get me the recipe
brenton490 19
Reminds me of when a friend of mine found out his wife was double his age, and secretly had a kid pretty much the same age as him.
fmlinact 12
30 years is a lot and that's quite an exaggeration. However, if they get along then all the best to both. Interested in the outrage though. What if he was a celebrity with lots of money? I'm sure we can think of a few with a large age gap that seems to be accepted.
GhostFox 34
That's normalization of bad behavior, not the bad behavior becoming acceptable because *money*. And normalization of bad behavior is also a bad thing.
Moerighan 23
Must be one youthful looking 48 year old.
Moerighan 23
I am 29 and I pass for 16 most days, when Jehovah's witnesses came to my door once they asked if my 9 year old was my younger sister, I was 7months pregnant with her brother at the time and huuuuge. But, just because I pass for younger I would never lie about it, and 20 years is a big lie. I'd be pretty suss of someone like that's intentions, especially because you're still so young.
jvanevery 19
we need an update from the OP who's the man and who's the woman
Rabite 28
It really doesn't matter..
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Flag on the play, walk away.
makerofhumans 7
when I met my husband I was 22, and my sister, who introduced us, told me he was 26, and it was absolutely believable. he was in amazing shape, he looked great, and he was 37. I found out when his birthday rolled around 10 months later when his mother sent him a card that said "HAPPY 38th TO MY ONLY SON" I just never asked, 26 was so believable, he didn't act like guys my step dad's age (my step dad was 40 at the time, he's 15 years younger than my mom) and he certainly didn't look it. and by the time I found out how old he actually was I was 2 months pregnant and happily in love.