Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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sunshineandroses 9
And now that you've lived, he still needs to find a new girlfriend.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's his turn for a trip to the ICU.
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Comments (35)
analbel 11
Kick him in the balls
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't be ridiculous. Kicking him in the balls isn't enough. She needs to kick him in the balls once for each girl he flirted with.
sunnyray812 42
Cheating on someone is low enough, but cheating on someone who they know could potentially die and that's the REASON for the cheating? That's digging a hole straight to hell! I hope he gets rejected by every girl he comes across because he is NOT relationship material!
bonsai 11
Hope you recover and feel better soon
sisoladra 20
Are u kidding me? no no no no! kick him to the curb. He obviously doesnt seem to care anymore if hes looking for the next girl while still with you. You deserve so much better, someone who would be there with you and acctually care so time for you to find a new man. good luck.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
break his nose and say "I need a new boyfriend who actually has a heart
DanielleinDC 34
Charming. Maybe he should be finding a new girl now. I just hope nobody will date a guy who would party while his girlfriend's in the ICU.
Beverlie Macleod 9
Always better to find out sooner than later.
cptncuttlefish 24
He needs to find a new girl regardless because you dumped his ass so hard his ancestors felt it! ...Right?
isabell2190 4
what a bastard!!!
boopingsnoot 25
You can borrow my shovel. And my ax.