Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
Today, I found out why the guy I like insisted on inviting a friend along on our outings. Apparently, he was sick of me flirting/making moves, so he kept bringing her along in hopes I'd get the hint. Although this time, not only was I third-wheeling, but I watched as they hooked up in the backseat of his car. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's really creepy.
bigmarkie2 3
An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.
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PotatoBlankey39 2
I've been dealing with an idiot like this for over a year. By pepper spray, carry it with you at ALL times. My idiot ended up switching to my major, Comes into my work, follows me home, etc. He's never tried to hurt me but still. Annoying as crap.
Burgessnk 0
Totally agree. Mine was banned from entering my workplace, complained to my boss saying that I "moved closer to him". I moved marginally closer to him in a small city into the only place we liked that we could afford. He was following me in his car once and I paused. it "must have meant something". Yes. That he freaked me out. The day after the restraining order lapsed he was back. Crazy people who only see what they want to see. it's pretty scary.
Happygofucky 0
That sounds horrible :(. I'm sorry you girls have to deal with that shit, I couldn't live like that I would lose it and end up attacking him. I agree on the pepper spray, better to be safe than sorry. And renew that restraining order if you can!
boomsupersonic 0
105, I love your username. Vey funny. xD
boomsupersonic 0
*Very. Sorry, apparently my phone thinks 'vey' is a word. :)
Happygofucky 0
Why thank you! I couldn't think of anything else D: lol
highonlife10 0
You should probably tell someone about that
fairygirl88 5
that's super creepy! you should scream at him to f*ck off. maybe then he will take a hint:)
NickyMikaelV97 5
get sleazy. get sleazy. get sleazy. get sleazy. Imma get. :) -Ke$ha.. that's just too bad.
emariebake 0
you can't imagine the immensity of the f*ck I'm not giving . . .
missawesome16 0
kick his god damn ass
anonymous595 0
haha agrees:-)
boomsupersonic 0
82 - Don't be a pussy. If you don't like it, you probably shouldn't be on FML. So, deal with it.
KingDingALing 9
How does that make him a "pussy"? Just because he believes in something that you don't agree with doesn't make him a pussy. So how about you shut the **** up, you rude piece of shit.
FallinngForYoux3 6
^ word.
DocBastard 40
Ling - that boomsupersonic sound you're hearing is boomsupersonic getting struck by lightning. You may want to stand back.
KingDingALing 9
I might as well get struck by lightning also, seeing as how the level of stupidity is only getting higher as the days go on. Sometimes I wish I was God so that I could smite ignorant people, racists, and trolls... Shit, that would probably be about half of the world's population gone.
boomsupersonic 0
I apologize for calling him/her a pussy. That was uncalled for. But I do stand by the fact that he shouldn't tell other people what to say. It's freedom of speech, and she wasn't being offensive. If he/she doesn't like it, they should just scroll past it and ignore it.
NaoPudding 8
Time for a restraining order...
foxgirl715 0
I'd definitely consider a restraining order!
Adorlee 11
Stalker status
IStoleTheCookies 16
I'm not a guy, but even my balls went up into my stomach at this.
fighterboy11 7
Pepper spray and if that didn't work get some really big tough guy to follow you around :)
yougotapes 7
lol