Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Can't stop, won't stop
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
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Kypopz 9
The guy's like, "Eh, one sip wouldn't hurt".
Rinat_fml 26
Im a muslim too. I dont think its awkward. Youre awkward.
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Comments (96)
reapy 14
how were you to know? it's the thought that counts and I'm sure the neighbour has other friends that can drink it, so your gift could be making someone you don't know happy.
FYLDeep 26
Send me your excess alcohol. I'd appreciate the gesture.
teyyoshi 19
you kiiled an confidence in abstaining from alcohol
Justin23L 2
Try again.
teyyoshi 19
ew...ew.... did i fail again?
klol_fml 11
stop whining
ThatLooksSticky 16
Correction: WAS a recovering alcoholic.
ChrisTheCalm 9
You bastard.
Pentium_4 27
now they can keep it and it will gain value if you gave them a nice bottle
attaboy368 20
actually not all recovering alcoholics react negatively, i knew someone who is a recovering alcoholic and she pays her neighbor in BEER for doing stuff around the house~~ Don't sweat it, when you know better you do better Bottoms up
KindaFunnyRight 8
It's the thought that counts… and you sound like a nice neighbor I didn't receive anything from my neighbor this year
perdix 31
Now he's a happy drunk off the wagon.