Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
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Top comments
ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
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Comments (90)
dansco 25
Don't worry with these lessons, he'll be able to pay you back soon :)
PawnShopPenguin 4
Maybe the university courses were pole dancing?
BlAzEtHiS 0
I didn't know many men took those. Maybe he's trying to tell you something...
aaeeeooowwww 6
He'll b able to make the money back...
br0ccoli 15
Are there male pole dancers? Probably only a handful. High demand, low supply means high prices. He will make that money back in no time!
thebaconweave 0
Hey at least it's not like my friends parents his brothers money that he received was spent on weed.
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Well it should be okay. A artillery usually makes a few grand a night.
detorio 2
/facepalm
Maddchapps 0
Hmm. Lying about paying for college courses is kinda bad. But he'll be making more than half of what college grads make so you paid to better his life still! If he's good at it at least. Tough job! Lol
whatwhyhoo 10
I think people should pay for their own schooling but if parents help then they should pay the school directly. Kids are 17? when they start higher education, it in unreasonable to expect them to be mature.