Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
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Top comments
ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
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Comments (90)
bubo_fml 11
So what! He'll make more $ waving around his twig & berries instead of being just another unemployed college grad!
LOLimCuteFML 0
It's his choice, no one should say anything bad. He might be gay? or We don't know. you don't know the guy so Don't Judge.
Shrike 24
WTF the hell does male pole dancing have to do with being gay? You trolling, bro?
Anai08 17
The FML isn't that he's choosing to pole dance, it's that he spent money on that INSTEAD of college. Which is way more more important/beneficial. Also, that he decieved his parents into giving him the money. Which most people will 'judge' is not okay to do.
MickGold 8
44- Isn't "the hell" redundant? Just wondering. I may have read it wrong:)
Shrike 24
Oops, there should've been a comma after the WTF. But when you're insulting homophobes there's no such thing as redundancy. :))
pnutbutternjelly 15
That's what you get for trusting an immature teenager with a large amount of money.
toalysium 15
Exactly. YDI for not directly paying the school and demanding receipts.
Awsumuzzie 12
Situations like this kill me a little. I work, save, and go to school, which has become my new life schedule. To some people, dollars are worth as much as sperms, and they just blow the load aimlessly.
l0v3p4in 7
Nicely said.
KiddNYC1O 22
Bukkake. Lol.
aisthecoolest 8
Beautiful words.... Just beautiful
JoHan55_fml 7
Is no one else bothered by "they money" ?
Sumo69 9
Its rough for any parent finding out their sons ...... well going down a different path
harof1c 0
Wow.......is he .....gay?
samuel1678 0
fag.
SeemsToFail 0
:0 wow
asherm 15
Where can I go see him perform? ;)
MickGold 8
Idk, but whenever you find out, contact me!;)
Argenisjose 9
We should all support the OPs son at the Strip club when he preforms