Anonymous
Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
bioloss
New York, United States 🌶️ Spicy
To snitch or not to snitch
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
ShouldICallYouDaddy
Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my mom had been sleeping with most of my ex-boyfriends. When I was told about it the first time, I took it as a joke. Now I know it's true. FML
identitychangeplease
Nyn?shamn, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
johnny121
France
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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Welshite 40
Now he can say with all honesty "like mother like daughter."
homesuckfucker 28
To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.
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Comments (90)
buckdharma 38
Just think of him as your mom's plumber, and don't worry, he'll only use his snake on you.
Enslaved 38
"I know where you're coming from" might have a few other interpretations.
codytallica 38
lol
tintin10_fml 13
They make good money
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
justpissedmysealf
EvilLittleMan 23
Dr. Double Dip I presume...
kuro21 20
Did you find out when he said, "This one looks very similar to someone I recently looked at."
dohdohdoh 13
Provided he doesn't use his penis during his exams, the prodding of you and your mother will be drastically different so don't worry
AverageJoey 18
"You look just like your mother!"
brieee 23
As long as he's not comparing your lady bits to your mothers, I don't see anything wrong with this.
Johnnycake23 42
Does he discuss the amount of damage you did on the way out?