Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Age is just a number and jail is just a room.
gabechriswill 19
I remember being in 8th grade and there were 6ft tall students with full beards. sometimes people bloom early, just move on OP. plenty more dudes out there.
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Comments (174)
LostInTheZone11 29
My grandparents on my mom's side were born 7 years apart. Maybe wait until he's old enough if you still have a crush on him.
pandalover69 26
Yeah my maternal grandparents too, except they were both in their 20s when they met. There's a big difference between being in your late 20s and liking someone in their early 20s then being 22 and liking a teen who's not even 18.
aspecialspecial 21
So what? It's just a number still the same person. If you really like him you'd only have to wait three years to have sex.
pandalover69 26
Waiting 3 years to have sex with some kid is not worth it. It's just stupid and creepy.
Aiden89 23
Find a good lawyer just in case.
Zebediabolical 45
Better call Saul! :D
Fetuskicker666 15
honestly its not that bad, obv u didn't know his age before and now u feel disgusted so your not a bad person. and i know alot of people will prolly dislike this but in the medieval ages people were wedded by that age, its only wrong because society tells you its wrong.
Zebediabolical 45
Based on the name 'AbnormallyAdam', I would probably assume at first glance that OP is male.
Zebediabolical 45
I must admit I'm surprised not to see a single mention of pedophilia or ephebophilia in this comment section.
Seabass_Chan 33
I'm glad you mentioned it. A lot of people don't know the differences. They think any adult going after someone underaged is pedophilia, but there are many different terms. Like Hebephilia, named after the Ancient Greek goddess of youth.
pandalover69 26
Or you know there are different terms but don't remember them or want to confuse other people so you just call it pedophilia.
askullnamedbilly 33
Maybe it wasn't mentioned because it obviously doesn't apply? OP is the exact opposite of an ephebophile. They found out the person they were interested in was a teenager and were turned OFF by that knowledge.
tiger820 20
but now you can train him up the way you want him to be.... ?
Mooglefox 24
The question now is if you still want the guy
VIRUSBRAIN 5
that's bogus, the age is never something to care about
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
When it can wind you up in jail or branded as a sex offender, age is absolutely something to care about.
JackDupp 11
15 will get you 20.