Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
Age is just a number and jail is just a room.
gabechriswill 19
I remember being in 8th grade and there were 6ft tall students with full beards. sometimes people bloom early, just move on OP. plenty more dudes out there.
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Comments (174)
maikeru1979 23
in just 3 short years----the 7 years age difference isn't going to mean two *****. as they say age is just a number
SailorSolaris 43
As long as you did nothing sexual, no rules are broken, right? No worries!
badluckbastard 14
Go get em! as long as youre femqle he will be stoked
KazutoKirigia 16
You are legally allowed to date, but no sex, hand holding or kissing.
0h_Boy 26
It won't be gross, or illegal, in 5-10 years
mattrd_fml 31
you can be together, it's only illegal if you're having sex. just wait 3 years and then he'll be of legal age.
alyciawatkins37 13
Omg lol
ellerios82 8
At least you found out before you took the plunge.
tiredofwaiting 25
Where exactly did you meet each other?
Lonewolf148 18
That's not that bad. I was 16 with a 24 year old. Just keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Spark_Slicker 19
Yeah, it is that bad. A 15 year old and a 22 year old are not on the same mental level. I myself dated a 24 year old when I was 17 and even though I was pretty mature and aware for my age, the power structure was definitely in his favor because of how much older he was than me. It was not equal as it should be and it really can never be with a young teenager and an adult. Not to mention it's really creepy to encourage people to date underage teens and keep it secret...
Calingaladha 21
This isn't the ring of power...it's about not doing anything to get arrested.