Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, a co-worker has the office next to mine. The walls are not soundproofed. I can hear him farting loudly throughout the day. He spread a rumor around the office that he can hear me farting all day. Another coworker told me and gave me advice on foods not to eat, that gave people bad gas. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
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Nbrandwine 7
Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.
Ugi 27
I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!
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Comments (84)
DocBastard 40
How is this a problem? He can hear everything, so you never need to call him for a booty call! All you need to do is talk! "Oh, I wish some hot guy who happens to work in the building would come into my apartment, which is unlocked, and ravage my body, which is naked."
owo_fml 9
And unbeknownst to OP, the extremely unattractive, yet stuck up guy that works in the room next to her can also hear every word she says.
skyeyez9 25
I can only imagine what was said.....when girls start to Talk about a guy they like, it is worse than when two guys talk about a girl. Guys Don't believe me....look up any video on youtube about the male actors on true blood. Read the comments by the women.
wlddog 14
I find that "Hard" to believe. When guys get with their buddies they start bragging about stuff they couldn't possible do. And it gets stupid.
vbmg152 19
YDI!! You shouldn't be talking about anyone, Especially at work! Work is for working not gossiping or drooling over some dude!
phatdaddy62 23
I deleted my comment
Dyiashia 15
She isn't at work. She's at her apartment but he works at her apartment
jbe_fml 0
Now that you know. You can **** with him so bad
Calyx_fml 22
YDI. But he doesn't.
Calyx_fml 22
Strange, I read this fml as "unattractive". In that case OP, let him hear you invite him over for some sex.
drakej 0
Getsome!
Moanii 0
Awh that really sucks :/
Comet_Candy 23
At least you weren't insulting him.
ClosetTroll 10
Oh come on. If you find him attractive you must have complimented him and shared your dirty fantasies with your co-workers. This should help you take it further, only if he is interested that is.
groupleader 7
And I can read your FML's too. Just so you know, those walls ARE thin, nice boobs by the way.