Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The sound of silence
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Gas wars
Today, a co-worker has the office next to mine. The walls are not soundproofed. I can hear him farting loudly throughout the day. He spread a rumor around the office that he can hear me farting all day. Another coworker told me and gave me advice on foods not to eat, that gave people bad gas. FML
I Want the One I Can't Have
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Audition time!
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Keyboard warrior goes clackity clack
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Pavarotti next door
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
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Nbrandwine 7
Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.
Ugi 27
I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!
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Lockjaw2k 5
OP, this could be a good thing. I deal with the public all day long and would love to know how the women really feel about me. Kind of like an "Invention of Lying" thing. Now that you've broken the ice, let's hope it wasn't with a huge sledgehammer and you now have an open. Go for it!
shinkjy 0
I bet he was fapping for all the dirty things he heard
spottyblanket 8
So long as you weren't crude op. Just carry on, ahahaha. Make sure you don't say anything you don't want others hearing in that room...who knows who will be listening
TachiownsMangu 5
OP: Hey! Guy: yea? OP: wanna go out? Guy: why are you asking me through the wall? OP: it's easier than walking next door to tell you I ******* like you.
sillyyanks 24
O MANNNNN