Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, a co-worker has the office next to mine. The walls are not soundproofed. I can hear him farting loudly throughout the day. He spread a rumor around the office that he can hear me farting all day. Another coworker told me and gave me advice on foods not to eat, that gave people bad gas. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
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Top comments
Nbrandwine 7
Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.
Ugi 27
I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!
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Comments (84)
Addyy_ 5
And now you should stop saying things about him.
immaMonsta 8
Lol, well lets hope that has a charming affect instead of an awkward one.
pinkpixie06 11
Well, if he already knows, there's nothing to stop you from asking him out. Do it through the wall. ;-)
Sexy_Smurf 16
If he already knows, why hasn't he asked OP???
379_fml 11
Damage has been done. Just go for it and ask him. If he's single your in. If not... 1 night won't hurt you
civets165 6
I just hope you weren't detailed enough that you found this out when he filed harassment charges....
likeAwesome 3
Generally, talking about someone who is one room away from you is a bad idea xD
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh my... Eye would die! Ok, enough eyejokes now....
loserboii 11
If it isn't bad talk, then maybe there's a chance for you guys? ;D
xStiina 0
Kinky shit? c;
mrmerino 0
Well, there's your icebreaker.