Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Top comments
kionnalexus 0
First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.
MelanieP_fml 0
Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.
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Comments (120)
bulletwings 0
I'm pretty sure you'd notice if the oreo crumbs were crawling. And if there were a alot of them I'm pretty sure that not all of them would have been still.
123anonymous456_fml 0
YDI for eating oreos, you fatty!
XxmidnightXx4545 0
EWWWW why would you eat stuff where you put your ASS on also #34 dude i bet you ate oreos before
jonny2x4 0
Those crumbs could also turn out to be mouse droppings. YDI for being such a lazy fatass to look for food tucked in your couch. Get you fat, pudgy self off the couch and make the walk to the kitchen.
R0flCopter 0
Guess who fails? No, not you. It's you! Haha why would you ever do that.
likeOMGwow 0
because all crumbs crawl around?
__cupcaaake 0
Well, Hm, that's disgusting O_o .. you deserve it. And if their were bugs on your couch, that's even worse because that makes you sound like a slob. Obviously you're not cleaning if there are bugs all over your couch. Ew.
likeOMGwow 0
not even. you fail haaha
curryndricegirll 0
that's disgusting. first of all because you just leave crumbs on the sofa...and then when you get hungry, you eat the crumbs off your sofa. and really...bugs don't just come when you drop a crumb; it has to be sitting there for a while. oh...and the fact that you almost ate a bug. clean your house and get some self control.
kibotoyuki 7
^This.
dayanara_fml 0
well, bugs ARE nutritious...you helped your health in the process xD but seriously, that sucks. you should clean up after yourself a bit more often.