Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
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Top comments
Ohona96 0
but it was only backpack unless u lent him ur clothes as well :L
TashaLenaKitty 0
It's only a backpack,is it that big of a deal? Your best friend lost all his stuff.....
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Comments (180)
krysilis 0
soo your friend lost all his belongings and you're only worried about your backpack? what. a. douche.
ikeoni 0
ydi 4 mate
hanniegirl 0
this isn't fml worthy
roobear 2
This must be a joke. He lost everything in it, possibly including money, his passport, plane tickets, etc, and you're upset because he lost your backpack?
dustylee 0
boof
Beachbuddha1987 0
its just a backpack though. all his stuff was in it, what's harder to replace?
imhowie 2
You lost a backpack?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! There goes $20. I'm sure your friend's loss is much less than that...not!
stopyourbitching 0
this isn't your FML. it's your friends FML. HE/SHE'S the one that lost all of their stuff, while you only lost a backpack. Quit your bitching.
mad2physicist 0
Permit me to rephrase. 'Today, I was feeling sorry for my friend who is stranded in another country without all his stuff because it was stolen. Then I remembered that he had my backback, which I need so little right now that I loaned it to him, and I stopped feeling sorry for him and started bitching and whining about it. FML, not because I lost the backback, but because I'm such a godd*mn selfish bastard.'
vbmg152 19
YDI!! FY friends life not yours. major fail!