Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Smooth criminal
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Boozehound
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Addict
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Return to lender
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I thought credit cards require ID to be used.
Isamermaid 17
Maybe you should depend on something other than credit cards. Like a debit card. That has your own, real money on it. But also you can report it to your credit card company, as unauthorized transactions. There is a bright side to credit cards. If you have the cash to back them up.
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sneeze_watch 19
1. Beat your sister's ass. Also, take her to court for ID theft. 2. Tell the bank your cards were stolen. They may (not guaranteed) replace most of the money. 3. Beat your sister's ass again.
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
OMG. Thats your fault, because you should keep control of your cards, and you should not let her have them. By the way, you could have used tissue paper or kitchen roll as a substitute for the tampons.
Staciii 0
how did she get your credit cards in the 1st place??
thegirl666 0
I think the most surprising thing is 5$ for tampons AND advil?? geeze where I live a bottle of advil is like 7$. and tamponss r 5$ alone!!
reggie12 0
lol kill her!!
JesseJaymz 0
wait I changed my mind you deserve it for using a credit card for $5 and no having a debit card. also you deserve it for attracting bears...
csigabajnok 0
just 2 words: burn her :D
starDragon_fml 0
kill the little bitch lol
greendaygirl112 0
evryone who is actin like an ass stfu! boys- girls get cramps and our hormones get out of wack that is why we r miserble during it! and for others- her little sister could have stolen them and she might have forgotten er money at home so she had to use her credit cards. so it is 95% proravly not her fault. so unless they deserve it (unlike this person), go act like an ass somewhere else
JesseJaymz 0
so I'm guessing ur on ur period now....
owo_fml 9
wait, we get cranky BEFORE our periods, it's called PMS or pre menstrual syndrome. we get even more pissed off with our periods cuz of the cramps and the overall suckishness that is our period, even if it's a good thing.
skyttlz 32
I get cranky before. during it I'm usually quiet and more reserved.
hedgehogs 0
Why was your sister able to get to your credit cards? You didn't let her borrow them, did you?