Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
I thought credit cards require ID to be used.
Isamermaid 17
Maybe you should depend on something other than credit cards. Like a debit card. That has your own, real money on it. But also you can report it to your credit card company, as unauthorized transactions. There is a bright side to credit cards. If you have the cash to back them up.
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Comments (70)
geez23 0
my girl likes motrin, next time just steal it...........then beat her ass
Agility_fml 0
51, I think it's you that needs the ass beating.
GarryG 0
call the credit card company, and tell em ur cards got stolen, then they'll replace most of the money, and send new cards... worked for my dad, and he was the one who actually used all the money : P
ninjanate 0
tell him good job for cheating the system.
Hailey_O81 5
that's ****** up there are hard working people that actually pay there way out of debt and ur ******* family abuses the american system
meneedlove 0
YDI for having a druggie sister!
bibobobonnor 8
why do you assume her sister used the money on drugs
mehliiiiiiiie 0
... and how do you pay for drugs with a credit card? do they swipe it with their ass or something? o_O
meneedlove 0
#63 Obviously. She needed 2 cards for making lines of coke. Than she went on a high shopping spree. Obviously. I'm just in the mood to break balls. :P
aardvarkish 17
Sounds like that sister will be coughing some tampons up... or choking them down?
fingmexican 3
what #1 said?
whillum 1
why the **** does you sister have all three card numbers? you know, you are supposed to know the numbers, not your sister
ninjanate 0
2 things. ydi for having three credit cards. and fyl for ur thief of a sister
lovely_day 0
yeah. but you arent supposed to use advil! use spectrum plus or whatever;:)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
damn op guess u gonna have to put in a lot of ot to pay off ur debt.
som_fml 0
1. Why do you have three credit cards? 2. Why do you hand them out to people to use? 3. Why would you purchase five bucks of anything with a credit card? That's not free money, you know.